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12/30/2013 at 23:40 • Filed to: None

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Shelled pistachios? Having 2 freakin pounds of pre shelled pistachios! Duh! Obvious answer is obvious. Also, Bacon would have been an acceptable substitute, seeing as how I am now eyeing some. Next question, which would be the ideal beer choice? We have Big Eddy or 4 Elf. Ritz crackers may or may not be involved.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:43

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I prefer them in shell, keeps me from eating too many. Same goes for peanuts


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:44

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Bacon wrapped pistachios (bonus points if they're deep fried) with a little hot sauce and a pint of fireball whisky.

Might not live long, but you'll die happy.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:44

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Food hedonism at its finest.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
12/30/2013 at 23:45

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Hot Damn! WHERE I CAN FIND THESE, NOW!


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:46

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I may have neglected to mention, there is some sort of garlic-cheese product as well.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:47

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Now that I think about it a little cheese in there might not be a bad idea.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:49

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Haha, I didn't even see this comment before I mentioned the cheese!


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jayhawk Jake
12/30/2013 at 23:50

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Coward!!!! Embrace the pain!


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:50

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Ummm... Dumante pistachio liqueur, anyone?


Kinja'd!!! Straightsix9904 > Jayhawk Jake
12/30/2013 at 23:54

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Agree. The shell is half the fun.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/30/2013 at 23:57

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I've never craved a two pound sack of nuts.
Men don't do that.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Birddog
12/31/2013 at 00:02

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well played sir, but some of us have, occasionally, wondered what it must be like to wander about with sacks of nuts as light as a mere 2 pounds. Feels like childhood, I guess...


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
12/31/2013 at 00:10

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Here's all the nutty flavor you'll ever need.
It has a bit of an Oak finish and may burn a bit.

(I bloody love Pistachios but had to play a bad joke.. Sorry.)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Birddog
12/31/2013 at 00:30

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Who is this man? Why is he keep popping up occasionally on gawker?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > PS9
12/31/2013 at 00:40

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He's the Man more men need to be like.